Friday, April 25, 2008

Sabotage!

My 14 year old son hates me. That's not true. My 14 year old son should be tarred and feathered? Or covered with honey and left in a back alley for the rodents to nibble? That IS true!

OK, maybe that's not true either.

But, WHY, did HE have to be the one to bring home the cherry and blueberry cheese danishes from his after-school program.

"Because it's the last day, nobody else wanted them, so I asked for them. Want to try them? They are good!"

Like I don't know this? Like these aren't the same super sweet, I crappy, LOVE nasty, CHEESE danishes that are at every office function?

Why did he have to walk in as my stomach was reminding me I hadn't eaten lunch? As I was in the process of trying to figure out what to eat?


I buckled. I indulged. I want to throw them (and him) O-U-T!

Just a quick note since nobody knows me well enough to know, I'm joking. About throwing him out or tarring & feathering, or even covering him with honey to feed the rodents.

Maybe. :)

I'd appreciate if anyone who actually reads this would answer the poll on the side about whether or not this page is too busy. Or, answer in notes. I'm a tough ole broad & can take criticism well.

9 comments:

Kimberly said...

To be honest I'm pretty good at "blocking" the non-essentials on a blog. I zero right in on the text and ignore the rest.

Kim said...

Just wanted to stop by and let you know that you won my AVON contest! I sent you a private email too.

Unbalanced Libra said...

Ohhh, yum!!!!!
Now, I am mad at YOU since I am hungry for some sort of dessert! LOL

Unbalanced Libra said...

Hey, where is your subscribe icon/link so I can subscribe to your blog!!!

Yard Sale Princess said...

Wow, Nadine, it looks like you have been pretty lucky with giveaways! You won my giveaway of the bracelet by G.E.M. I will send you an email.
By the way, I too am trying Weight Watcher (just started and having a difficult time) so I will be back here for support!

Nadine said...
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Nadine said...

I'm an idiot! I thought the "Bookmark" thingie also did Live Feeds. Well, its there now. I learn so much from her!

Nicole said...

It's never good for me to have hubby at home.
We had Pizza today and he also ordered Cheesecake.
But we'll have that tomorrow and we shared a big Pizza ;)
Those sweets look delicious :D!

HEALTH NUT WANNABEE MOM said...

I cannot have chocolate or sugar cookies in the house or forget it and I will literally eat it all. My kids don't have a chance and sometimes I have to blame "morty the mouse" when all treats are gone in the morning. You are funny!